A lot of people don’t know this, but Jorge Campos is 5’7”. Which makes him one of the tallest Mexicans in the world.

“I’m convinced He couldn’t cover a twin bed with a king sheet.”

Good job by Sharpe for brushing off this scrub’s comments.

It happens in Spain and Italy and even Scotland. They just keep playing, the fans keep showing up. Not the States where people would just never come back.

Fabian Johnson has been one of the best right wingers in Europe over the last month... So of course we play him as a left back that rarely, if ever, gets to make offense runs. I can't decide if this is because Klinsmann is an idiot, or the rest of our team is so putrid its an absolute necessity and Klinsmann is a…

“Arsène, is that your bong over there?”
“Yes, oui, that is my bong.”
“Does it have a name?”
“Yes.”
“Well.... what’s it called?”
“Ball-holding deep midfielder.”
“How often do you hit it?”
“Every January and August, at least.”

You know for sure it’s an evolution, because no part of this design is intelligent.

Raped them too hard? As apposed to a nice gentle rape with a glass of wine and some astro glide?

Suck my nuts, Stevie.

Is that the one where he pulls a muscle after a few seconds and then sits on a bench for five months?

This was a mistake. The Marlins could have gotten a couple of young announcers with tremendous upside for Hutton.

this guy holding the purse tho.

Jesus, I wish the Cowboys would just cut bait with this guy and move on. Too bad he’s the owner.

Elba laughs but Mourinho’s master plan all along is to finish mid table while winning the Champions League which would also eliminate Arsenal from the tournment next year after they finish fourth again.

This is a legit incredible own.

You’re right. It is sad that whatever provincial metropolis you live in or near isn’t the media capital of the world.

oh man you had to be that guy “I watched him in the championship and he was good then, saw him before all of you!”. He played in the Prem last year, too.

Watching him play is kinda beautiful, because he’s clearly loving it and can’t believe where he is. He runs and dribbles like an untrained madman, and when he scores he celebrates more convincingly than anyone I’ve seen.

Looks like she elected to receive in the second half.

More like the pink-skin piccolo