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Totally, I’m definitely not saying people who didn’t like Part II is a bigot, I totally understand that it’s a challenging game mentally and emotionally - even tho it’s like one of my top ones I literally couldnt play it for more than 2 hours at a time, just so brutal and mind messing and also uncomfortable that you

that’s the whole point of the game tho. Who’s the real villain? how far do we need to go for the ones we love? we follow (spoilers.....)



Joel and he’s the “hero” but he essentially murders an innocent doctor and the dad of Abby and also kills MAD people just to save Ellie who’s supposedly could save the world. Dont

Kinda love how everyone is complaining about Fandom’s ads on Kotaku where videos auto play and sometimes with loud audio so I have to mute my computer at the office, a huge ad display that covers the page that forces you to close it, and also has top 3/4ths page video ads that cover everything and won’t let you

I wonder if Lin is stepping down as Universal did not want to see the secret villain of the entire franchise to be Ja Rule. Johnny Tran was also in the works but they already have Han and studios are still balking at multiple Asian leads.

cant wait for this Half in the Bag episode

uhhhh I don’t know what game YOU played, but the Anacrusis I played that came out on Xbox Game Pass last week was literally as broken as a combination hookah and coffee maker that makes julienne fries. The hit detection was like if “Pit Fighter” was turned into an FPS, and there was barely any “zombies” in it to shoot.

the argument can be said that the dark tones on a GBA weren’t the true vision of Konami/Metroidvania makers and this is the way they actually intended, full colors and all.

I for one, love the stark colors, it’s definitely more flashy and cartoonish but then again not really looking at the GBA for a natural “real

Pic #4 is not Daniel Bernhardt, but is Jonathan Groff aka of Mindhunters aka the best King George this side of Hamilton. His role is currently blank on IMDB so whoever he is I’m hoping he’s got a monologue where he spits everywhere. 

which i get since 3D tvs barely exist now, but we have a VR headset to emulate a big theater, literally makes no sense not to support 3D. 

4k resolution and new controllers are great and all but maybe Sony can start with the basics and let us watch 3D movies again on PSVR on the PS5. Still holding onto my PS4 for this reason as now all my 3D Blu Rays are useless without it. No idea why they removed this function.

living in Flushing/Queens area, my posse and I would get $5 chasu pork/roast duck/roast pig over rice combos in our backpacks and we’d make the whole theater smell like an Asian BBQ fantasy. TBH it enhanced “Black Swan” alot. The camera work! The umami!

also in high school there was a wendy’s near one of the theaters

I 100% wholeheartedly agree with you but lets not drag John Wick into this, he’s just out here tryna get revenge for his dead dog.

and definitely Chad is the male Karen.

but real talk, you’re right. this is the time for action.  speak softly and carry a big stick, but the time to speak softly is over. 

generally like your articles but this reeks of privilege and entitlement. I grew up in a household of “whatever’s on the table, you eat and you were grateful for it”, and outside of food allergies we weren’t allowed to be “picky”. If someone is cooking dinner for me and my kids in their home the last thing I would

I just bought mine (also the same as yours in the pic) over the weekend and I LOVE IT.

PROTIP: if you flick your wrist a couple of times, the hands move around so you can see the display under it right?

Also some people would wanna know double tapping the watch brings up the light. It’s like that old school fossil

it was bundled w every genesis in america at the time, it’s no super mario but cmon once WIZEFWOMYOGWABE came on it was OVER 

Just a quick fact check, I noticed you didn’t place Sonic 2, Streets of Rage 2 (for the soundtrack alone) and Altered Beast in God Tier.  Hopefully you can amend this grave error. 

“Tommy is such an incredible actor and I’m excited to have him help us break some of those stereotypes because that villain could easily become a punchline.”

- I think you meant to write Tony, as in Tony Leung. :)
hype about this movie!

the answer to this is question is a RESOUNDING “no”

few things off the top of my head in no particular order:

iron man 3 kid was at the funeral

If I’m flying I need a few packs of Mint Mentos and Strawberry Mentos. The chewing helps unpop ears during ascent/descent, but also doesn’t stick around like gum. plus those little chewy bois are so addicting. they never melt. they can be stuffed into a bag and never really break.  also they’re an easy pick up line