He made buttholes out of all of us.

I prefer a mixture of blue and yellow, BLELLO

I hear there's more to Mike that meets the eye.

Well imagine how he feels!

Hamlindigo versus Franch. The war on combo names is on.

That shot of Chuck running back to his house in his precious space blanket was both hilarious and deeply tragic.

"I ain't afraid of no girls."

He's Nacho average criminal.

The Pinkman family's voicemail is probably identical to the Kettleman's, in all serious.

The Kettleman family are the whitest criminal family on the planet.

Bryan Cranston does youth better than Bob Odenkirk.

"Ana don't just stare at it, eat it."

"Ana's giving it up real hard, 'cause she's with Christian Grey now and this…is not the whip."
[walks off, then returns.]
"The whip is my penis."

"Despite the rough, passionate sex, Fifty Shades of Grey fails to find its G-spot."

And sterility is the last thing you want in a sex flick.

So the movie is a little limp? I guess we'll wait and see how well it performs.

I'm pretty certain that was filmed long before the announcement of more Twin Peaks so I have a feeling that this future really is becoming a reality.

I lost it when Andy starting throwing fireworks at Barney's car while wearing a cardboard cutout of his wife.

My inner neat freak kind of freaked out over the fact that Tuco never got the "salsa" out of the carpet.

"Make sure to grip the knife TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT"