Because you seem to have very shaky grasp on this stuff, and me have lot of experience explaining things to toddlers, me will make timeline that might help things:

you don’t know how anything works, do you?

One of the many terrible things about Kinja is that there's a very decent chance he does not know where he's at.

Some are on the-avocado.org, others are lurking around nathanrabin.com. Others just sort of wandered off down the street and we haven’t heard from them since.  

https://the-avocado.org. Join us!

I hope whomever was responsible for this format was among those let go/bought out. It’s been argued about ad nauseum but this format drives people away.

... the AV Club didn’t do that. Different company. Different people. Do you even know what site you’re on right now?

Personally I appreciate having to install a Chrome extension in order to have a remotely coherent comment system. It keeps me on my toes.

I’ve been hanging around this site for years. Was that the BEST use of my time? Dunno. But it provided an outlet for snarky jokes and pointed me towards some truly amazing shows and movies I never would have watched otherwise, helping me to steer clear of others that weren’t worthy. Like many other long-timers, I was…

*shrugs* I don’t hate it, to be honest.

I’m really skeptical of this movie, but I loved the first one so much that I’m going to see it anyway, thus confirming my status as “part of the problem.”

Yo buddy, I’m fairly new here but I see your posts and debates a lot and I just thought this would be a decent place to get this out here. A lot of guys on this site seem to think you’re just an ignorant asswipe who’s just trying to stir up misplaced rage, but I can see you often have interesting points and…

I did read it. It makes a whole bunch of bald assertions about the biological differences between men and women, and then leans on those assertions as evidence why men are more suited to high-stress jobs in the tech industry than women are. It’s pseudo-intellectual prejudiced horseshit on the level of something like…

Oh fuck off. I’ve read the fucking memo, and it is absolutely anti-diversity and pro-misogyny. The dude is a fucking moron who should have his degree stripped for being a fucking ignoramus.

First most of Futurama. Now 30 Rock. What silly TV am I going to put on at night to fall asleep to. Parks and Rec I guess

COUNTERPOINT: Every single aspect of that episode, including a human transforming himself into a pickle and back using a secret serum, is scientifically plausible.

And did you notice how Pickle Rick hit the same bar on the xylophone yet it produced two clearly different tones? Are to believe that this is some sort of, heh heh, “magic” xylophone or something?

Heh, like THAT makes any sense!

In my expert opinion, you should not watch it or read articles pertaining to it.

Yes, I am sure. I’m gonna die on a hill eventually, and this is a very on-brand hill to die on.