I love Boston, but I despise the NH political ads we get here. Damn us for sharing a media market!

Insert [I don’t wanna live on this planet anymore] gif.

“Aren’t we at war, provisionally, with a semi-declaration and everything?”

Please tell me this is a joke.

How the fuck did he tell the truth? Oh. He didn’t. Nice try.

Look. I hate this shit, too, but there are plenty of people that refrain from wearing racist costumes every year. The holiday isn’t the problem; PEOPLE are the problem. Also, I love Halloween, and how dare you suggest this idea!!

“Postage?! Foiled again, damn it!”

“Betwixt” -- dead.

Seriously. He’d be fucking cancelled.

I want every outfit, especially the double-breasted white tuxedo dress. IT HAS POCKETS!!!

My heeeaaarrrrrrrrrt

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LOL. I was coming to say the same thing.

It is painful to suppress a laugh so big. 

War criminal? You’re a troll.

You must be fun at parties.

Go fuck yourself, troll.

Yes, which is why this is stupid.

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Look, we have to start somewhere with these idiots, lol.