That’s not what I said, dipshit.

Reading is hard when you’re a bigot!

Yes, you’re absolutely right. My mistake.

But what even *is* mail?!?!

Yep. As a former Alabamian dem, you are 100% correct.

Seriously. I’m only 28, and I feel a need to yell at the kids to get off my (nonexistent) lawn.

Jesus wept.

What’s worse is that these people are all fucking adults! WHAT.

This is the right take.

*cackles*

Twenty seven?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

LMAO. My thoughts exactly.

Succinct and accurate 10/10

“Meanwhile, they are all Andy in her cerulean sweater.”

WORD. I also want to know the race, ethnicity, and socioeconomic status of these people because that also plays a huge part in this foolishness.

I cannot roll my eyes hard enough at this offensive nonsense.

I think this is the actual dialogue that happened.