UCF wishes they could play us. I would so love to give them what they’re asking for.

How about you go and fucking google shit yourself? I’m assuming that Google works on your browser, so look up answers your damn self if you’re gonna cop an attitude.

Your patience is admirable.

You're a fucking asshole. Sit in a fucking corner and be quiet while adults are talking.

You're fine. The other person is an asshole.

Also, what the fuck is this other person even talking about?

Seriously. Insert Anchorman “that escalated quickly” gif here

Why are you being such an asshole? The Noble Renard has provided welcome legal commentary on other issues such as immigration, and he/she/they is respected both at the Root and Jezebel. You need to calm yo ass down.

I’m going to hell because I laughed at that.

Yep. Fiji water sucks, too. I only buy water with high alkaline. Have you ever seen them do the pH test on various kinds of bottled water? 

Go fuck yourself, you racist troll. Who let your ass out of the grays?

Go fuck yourself, you racist troll. Who let your ass out of the grays?

No one should drink Dasani. NO ONE. It’s a crime against humanity.

DAYS WITHOUT WHITE NONSENSE: ZERO

MOST IMPORTANTLY SEPTEMBER 4 IS MY BIRTHDAY. THANKS, NETFLIX, FOR THE PRESENT.

“I think that is why of all pairings, black women and white men have the lowest divorce rate.”

Well done!!

It’s funny how things are relative because $2000 for a 2bd sounds perfectly reasonable to me. I live in Boston.

Um ok.

We’re not worthy.