These are...not very original, I don’t think.

Right? By the time I figure out if I’m hungover or still drunk, I’m already running late for work.

So where is the hour and a half spent naked in a towel sitting on my bed thinking about how I’ll be fine if I can leave by 8:10 and I definitely won’t be late this time no sir?

Being a single mother is not for the faint of heart, I tell you.

How to start your day like Mocena:

I am soooo not a morning person. I’ve come to terms with the fact that the moment the alarm goes off is going to be the absolute worst part of my day for the next 35 years. What has made a HUGE difference is realizing that I hate it just as much when the alarm goes off at 8 as I do when it goes off at 6:30. So I’ve…

Use my phone as an alarm clock? Fehh. I would never. I use my IPad as an alarm clock because HOW AM I GONNA SEE ALL THE DISCOURAGEMENT ON THE INTERNET WITH BLEARY MORNING EYES on a tiny little phone screen?

By 2020, if an additional 120 million women and couples are given access to desired contraception options, 200,000 fewer women and girls will die in pregnancy and childbirth and 50 million abortions will be prevented.

Wow, it’s almost like those whore pills are an integral part of women’s healthcare and not just for slutty mcslut sluts to have unprotected sex with every guy on the block. Who knew?

If I ever become 1/20th as cool as Idris Elba I will erect monuments to myself worthy of the Romans.

The fact that the Stonewall riot is even held up as the “historic” turning point for queer visibility erases the 1966 riot at Compton’s cafeteria in San Francisco, where transwomen and queer sex workers fought back against police harassment. Luckily, there’s a great documentary about it (though unfortunately, the…

Oh hooray. The first Stonewall movie is about a fictional white gay male. This erases the BLACK trans woman who actually was the first to throw something (Marsha P. Johnson, if you’re wondering). It erases all the dykes who were being raped and arrested and who fought on the front lines of basically every important…

There’s this theory than the far left and the far right essentially end up colliding together in a vat of wtfery.

Donald Trump accepts your challenge.

This is going to be long, because I have a lot of pent up feelings.

What kind of fucked-up bullshit did I just read? 1) running from vaccinations! 2) homeschooling! 3) Exerting parental control to teach your child only about the confederacy?

As always...

I was just coming here to say that - this is some poor photo selection.

“She didn’t want Lilly to learn about black history,” he said, “She just wanted her to learn about the Confederacy.”