Slightly OT, but what is it with adults asking for hugs? Why is this a thing? In my experience, only men have asked me for hugs and in professional settings. Once a male coworker and I were chatting and he asked for a hug when the conversation ended. I said absolutely not. WTF. You are not my child, my parent, my…

“Mr. Trump, would you rule out using nuclear weapons inside the United States?”

Good ol’ Mitt. Remember when he tried to iron his jacket while wearing it? I miss a candidate we could just laugh at, without crying.

Isis was formed in 1999 but what the heck

I’m half with you but at the same time I feel like any voter who hasn’t been offended by anything he’s said thus far probably isn’t ever going to be. I mean, he basically called on people to straight up murder Clinton so...how much lower can he really get?

ISIS??!

The fuck.

I’d be surprised if this degree of graciousness didn’t give her a career boost, even. If I were in the market for a spokesmodel, she’d be very high on my call list right now. Obviously she’s going to be great to work with!

She’s going to have a very cushy job at Trump Media after he loses the election.

“If you're explaining, you're losing." - Ronald Reagan

lol That sounds like my old barber shop over on Utica Ave.

I could smell the dumpster fire that was his spin team in that statement they issued. You know as soon as he said it, they were furiously at work figuring out how to spin it and figured people wouldn’t notice the context of his comment.

Once again, Jon Stewart got there first:

I’ve seen this particular Trump surrogate on multiple news programs and I just can’t with her. She’s disrespectful and condescending (well, most of them are). I usually have to mute or fast forward when she’s talking. She literally adds nothing to the conversation.

Trump’s remarks were “off the cuff” and he wouldn’t talk that way as president

It’s finally happened. My brain has imploded on itself.

Malyia McNaughton sounds like a lovely person who would like to continue being employed.

The style was wack, but the moment was great for giving a real-time example of The Struggle. Half the time it’s ‘oh, yeah, we do Black hair’ based on that one time she cut a Puerto Rican man’s hair. The other half answers, ‘oh no, sorrr-eee. Did you try downtown? I think Kisha still works there’.

Thank you! If I gave a pass to someone because they are a person of colour, then I’d be walking around with fucked up hair all the time. Don't touch my hair if you don't know how to work it!