This. Throughout most of my dating life. The worst is when, on top of that, a guy tells you “you’re so pretty/smart/fun, I can’t believe you don’t have a boyfriend” yet they’ve also expressed in no uncertain terms their lack of interest. Why? Why, assholes?

i didn’t even read this. but i know guys automatically assume any sort of convo or attention is a sign of something more than merely convo and its like if i don’t explicitly state at some point I HAVE A BOYFRIEND I AM UNAVAILABLE, they feel like they’re being duped.

This. Oh jeez this. Like when I complimented a woman on her car (it was a very cool car, I like cars) and she smirked and asked me if I wanted a ride.

And I said “Oh, no. I’m just walking, it’s not even a block.”

She looked stunned, and it didn’t click in my stupid head for like a month.

HAHAHAHAHA.
normally i would dismiss this shite.
but honestly ty for proving my point and amusing me.

anyone else want to play?
i hesitate to ungrey trash like this in other people’s threads because it’s not very polite to inflict nonsense on people who want to have a serious discussion, but this is my thread! i can…

Seriously. I feel like I need to get a cocktail before reading the comments on a Tracy post. BRB, getting another vodka...

yeah and like, if men are soooo bad at reading social clues as they claim, then logically they shouldn’t be allowed to work jobs which rely on interpreting social clues, like oh I don’t know, police officers, therapists, etc.

NOT ALL PANDAS LIKE POPCORN

You should block him. What a creep. People who can't take a hint scare the shit out of me.

If it’s some sort of consolation, men are terrible at picking ANY cues. I’m a heterosexual guy. Once I got to pick my lesbian daughter from a LGBT nightclub. While I was waiting for her saying good bye to friends, a guy approached me and started to chit-chat. I thought not of it, and it was a pleasant talk. Then the…

Someone we know is in a band. His sister-in-law hosted a performance of the band in their backyard one summer evening that we were invited to. The frontman is convinced that there is not a woman on the planet that can resist his Mighty Wang. I would rather be dragged buck naked over broken glass than spend any time…

Men are born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back between them.

Just yesterday, I was at the corner store buying my standard migraine hangover cure: giant ass Coke Zero and some salt-and-vinegar potato chips. I had messed up hair, sunglasses deployed, ratty-ass clothes, and Kid Electron in tow, because it’s just not a migraine hangover without a three-year-old asking for Skittles…

What I learned from this article is that women are just turtles and men are confused about how genetics work

There is nothing quite like being turned down by someone you were never even interested in.

Apparently they were filming nearby and some of the kids put a ‘Who you gonna call?’ sign up in their window.

To be fair the history books in several states are going to begin with “Once upon a time...” from now on, so there is that.

Ugh I know. They are THE WORST AMIRITE?? Next thing you know those trashy whores will be showing up at women’s shelters with toys and books for the kids. TERRIBLE!

Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Kate McKinnon and Leslie Jones spent Saturday dressed in their Ghostbusters costumes, visiting patients at the Floating Hospital for Children at Tufts Medical Center.

A fact checker for a show that purports to be history would seem to be kind of the minimum.