Just because I really want to post this gif:

High five!!! Sometimes my pee is so clear I think “Hey, maybe I don’t have to flush the toilet!!”

Will there ever be a time when this GIF is not appropriate?

This reminds me of this, like fuck you:

Banned foods include alcohol, coffee, soda, dairy, meat, pasta, starchy grains and refined sugar.

Banned foods include everything that make this wretched existence worth suffering through for another day.

You and I should be friends.

Banned foods include alcohol, coffee, soda, dairy, meat, pasta, starchy grains and refined sugar.

As long as you don’t have a UTI, technically, all urine is “drinkable.”

Fraser, who would not know fun if it peed on her head

Cool. This one time, I was camping and it was dark. I turned off my lamp and squatted to #PEE somewhere in the trees. Started to get that feeling somebody’s watching me and heard a distinct... lapping??? noise? So I spun around with my pants down and there was a deer drinking my #PEE straight from the tap, under my…

So you’re saying they’re literally basic bitches?

Just because Cara Delevingne’s eyebrows cast a shadow over her face doesn’t mean its shade.

“The pay gap exists because women choose to work less hard and go into lower-paying fields.” Oh man, if only I had 77 cents for every time I heard that line...

Ooh, another feminist board game! I finished mine earlier this year. Still tweaking some things. In it, you draw character cards and build your character’s identity using privilege, race, age, and other modifiers. You have a goal and a day that you will die, and you are supposed to complete that goal before you die…

I staunchly defend motherhood, God and country. I’m against giving more money to ADC (Aid to Dependent Children) for each child. I’m against abortions. I’m against women earning as much as men. I’m against paying taxes for free child care centers. Go ahead three steps.