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Do lesbians get ladyboners over sweaty, muscular soldiers like the one Mulan got over Shang?

It's all about coming at things sideways, obliquely. Hints and allegations.

Seriously, I don't wear a jacket until it gets below 40.

A surprising amount of movie posters are completed before they even begin principal photography on a film. It's godawful Photoshop because there are no actual assets to make the poster FROM, and God forbid you hire an actual artist to make your poster when you have a low-paid entry-level ad goon to slap something

oh, it's a play on DEPTH.

Yeah, if we lower the bar to let people Prince's age into the pool, there's a fuckton of celebrities we need to really worry about.

I don't care if it's the second coming of Christ himself.

Part of Disney's "new media" strategy is to let people at test screenings tweet "reviews" after seeing them, and these will get aggregated into Rotten Tomatoes same as any other reviews.

You'll be disappointed.

The character as a whole wasn't as boob-centric as she's been getting drawn lately.

That's where the freighters drop them off. Port of Vancouver or Port of LA.

If the legislature insists on legislating, this sort of slap on the wrist to corporations is at least harmless to real people.

And yet he's so BAD at making Superman Christ-like.

I believe women!

Who?

If EA weren't the enemy of all fun, they'd hire Frank Caliendo to play Madden for the Hall of Fame induction.

I saw this movie way too much, too, and if it hadn't been for this article, I never once would have thought it was problematic. The undiscerning eye of the small child, eh?

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