Who the fuck are you again?

Luke's all five, so they actually pay HIM to live there.

WORST MOVIE I'VE EVER PAID MONEY TO SEE

My favorite Philip K Dick novel is Clans of the Alphane Moon.

And known financial ties to both the Mob and Russia.

Hell, Jesse "The Body" Ventura would be a better President than that orange fucker.

President Camacho was one of the five best US presidents of all time. Trump isn't even in the Top 45.

Hey, AV Club. Disqus isn't recognizing my AVC account login for commenting anymore. I log in using my AVC account and it uses my separate Disqus account; and if I'm not logged in to Disqus, it won't acknowledge I'm logged in at all.

You mean Hulk Hogan's Suburban Commando? It was a modest success.

I can theoretically drive a manual. I haven't done so since I was 16, so… you know.

Fun Fact: The Wind in the Willows is a post-apocalyptic novel.

There are, for most game lines, core rulebooks that are, as you say, manuals that you have to read to learn to play, but there are also what are generically called sourcebooks, which provide information about the world of the game, with different levels of zoomed-in focus. Those will often have additional rules, but…

I don't know why they edited it to "touched". To modern eyes, the original "loved" is just as bad.

I'm still mildly annoyed that DC has an openly gay Batman-expy in the same universe as straight but overwhelmingly homoerotic Batman; it's just redundant. Or… are Midnighter and Batman back in different universes again? I've lost track of the reboots.

The AV Club is phasing out TV, Music, and Book coverage in favor of Food coverage.

Weird Al has a better work ethic than anyone currently alive.

He doesn't wear his opinions on his sleeve as blatantly as Colbert, and he's not as ingratiatingly bathetic as Fallon. For a large number of people who don't frequent this site, that's nice and comfy and perfect for bedtime.

Uhm. Headlined four TV shows, three movies, and was Benny on Fallout: New Vegas.

I like the cut of your jib.

"His nephew said in a statement, “We understand for all the emotional and physical challenges this situation presented we have been among the lucky ones — this illness-pirate, unlike in so many cases, never stole his ability to recognize those that were closest to him, nor took command of his central-gentle-life…