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Bobby Jindal says his favorite song is "Eye of the Tiger"
Ben Carson said his was "The Star-Spangled Banner", which fuck you Ben Carson.
Rick Santorum said his is his 2012 campaign song, "Game On"
Trump didn't say what his favorite song was, but that his campaign song would be "Dream", which was written in 1944 for God's

So, I think I like Saint Motel, but their newest single has the thing I've been hating about radio-play music the last year or two - pub singing. I don't want to hear a room full of people sing your goddamn song. I want to hear your vocalist make some sort of goddamned art with their voice. That's why you HAVE a

For the staff, not for us.

I just need pictures of Spider-Man.

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The director of photography for Requiem for a Dream and Pi?!

Look, just let kids watch whatever the fuck, and then, you know, actually talk to your little idiots about what they just saw to help them process it, you goddamn fucksticks.

Your teacher must've been a Baby Boomer. Bunch of narcissists.

All Cappadocians on the AV Club are me.

Good. With multiple people asking this question, maybe it will load at least once for John.

So we're all just going to ignore that they already made a movie out of these books and it tanked?

The KGB operated out of the Lubyanka building. The Kremlin is the Russian analogue to the White House.

I'm a Fallanassi.

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It's NOT fun losing all my upvotes and comment history.

Nup. Those are all OGL.

Yes, I'm sure he's aware it exists.

Maybe you shouldn't have focused so much attention on that Siege on Tolkeen/Coalition Wars bullshit.

We will have to agree to disagree.

Jupiter Ascending was another good D&D movie.