You know what was a good D&D movie? The Chronicles of Riddick.

Beholders, Illithids, Carrion Crawlers, Displacer Beasts, Umber Hulks, and Kuo-Toa, as well as the specifics of any of the dozen or so settings.

Wow, not a single one of those people are actually involved in the actual Dungeons & Dragons game. They'll surely be able to create a quality adaptation without someone who even fucking knows what D&D is on staff.

Meanwhile, I can't actually log into the fucking AV Club, and have to use my never used Disqus account.

HUMAN ACTORS FOR HUMAN ROLES

Hip hop and rap are not synonymous, either.

James Holmes the porn star?

I hate The Biebs more than most, but I don't deny that the kid has some musical chops.

Well, I can't have someone agreeing with me, so I'll also go ahead and point out that statutory rape is different from forcible rape in that while we as a society have decided that 14 and 15 year olds cannot give informed consent, those same 14 and 15 year olds are often giving *very* enthusiastic 'uninformed…

Look, it's all she could afford on the proceeds from her high school bake sale.

Fuckin' Elves are expensive. It's better to just hire a regular toy or cookie elf, and then fuck 'em on the side.

It's pronounced like Lourdes.

Pfft. Who hasn't in this day and age?

Her boobs are smaller than The Rock's.

Your grandfather was a wise man. "Andy Griffith" wise.