yep — my high school routinely ran out of paper - PAPER - but could afford to build a 6 million dollar wall for the football field. lovely.

This is the safest bet in the world to take: I would only make it safer by amending it to “I’m already cheating on you and this way I don’t have to move out.”

I’ll never understand high fashion. Anna Wintour looks and dresses terribly, in my opinion. Same haircut/color, giant sunglasses that hide her face and a floral dress seemingly all the time. I don’t get it.

All I want is a top that doesn’t require me to wear ANOTHER top underneath so that my bra doesn’t show. Why is everything so see-through?!

Umm... while blood is literally thicker than water, the viscosity- in both the well-known colloquialism and its adaptation here- is metaphorical. But you already knew that, my disingenuous little troll.

People should read what happened to these women. They had no trigger warning, no protection, no freedom. I’m really tired of women with privilege ignoring the tortures that enslaved Black women faced. Y’all pretend it didn’t happen or it’s too much to hear. When families like mine pass down stories of the atrocious…

I keep beginning and then erasing a response to you. What more is there to say?

I know what you’re saying, but that would be a tough argument for the defense to make.

Content warning; racist ideas given as examples.

Complaining about POC hurting your feelings because they made a statement about white people that didn’t specifically exclude you because you’re an “ally” doesn’t make you much of an ally, and honestly if that’s what you’re gonna do then we don’t want your allyship. White people are gonna need to be tougher than that…

What’s the endgame? The endgame is Freedom, my friend. Freedom and liberty and hot dogs and apple pie. Majestic bald eagles flying over amber waves of grain while armed men in white hats kill the Bad Guys and Peggy Sue chastely flirts with Biff down at the malt shop and all the coloured people are smiling and happy…

I have a chronic illness and my medication costs over $1,000 a month. I had a massive panic attack this morning just thinking about this bill.

I am so sorry, honey. I can’t imagine how much more traumatic this whole thing is for you because of these malevolent asshats. I’m hoping real hard you get good news next week.

Fuck these assholes. I’m having a bone-marrow biopsy next month. Not only do I have to sit around worrying about whether I have cancer, or how much it’s going to hurt when they jam a needle into my hip bone, I also have to worry about what these fuckers are doing to our healthcare system. If this repeal goes through…

What if he’s actually showing up to fight for a lost cause?

Videos like this make me wonder about how other intelligent animals experience their bodies. It must feel good to play and jump into the air and roll onto the back and wave at the clouds, but good how? Is it a great stretch in the muscles, the pleasing warmth of the sun on the belly, the thrill of freefalling into the…

The tone of minimum wage service industry work environments is one of constant hassle, disrespect, and total control via middle management. It comes from the customer, but it’s mirrored exactly by the business owners. At Chipotle in particular, they are pressured to keep the line moving at a break neck speed. Once…

It slows everything down so that you produce less in the same time period. That is not necessarily unfair to the workers themselves since, as you point out, they are going to make the same amount of money anyway. But it does decrease service to everyone else who is waiting and it’s very stressful to be in a high-paced…