What the heck happened to the other Eeveelutions?

There’s a reason why Kotaku is my first, and often only source for news in this arena. This article is a huge reason why. GG Kotaku. GG.

Crispin or GTFO.

I came back to Destiny and TTK, and resumed my lvl 24 Warlock. So far, I’d say roughly 90-95% of my Crucible opponents have been at or near lvl 40. I’ve been knocking off the rust, but only won one out of five matches I played that day.

Goddamn you Kirk. This post. This freaking post. This might finally bring me back to Destiny. I’ve been clean and sober for four months, but now I may have to fall off the wagon again...

I was so excited for the Crying Wolf fight, being all full of MGS1 nostalgia... I entered the boss area and hid until the tank to survey the area... And literally did the whole fight from underneath the tank. The frogs couldn’t find me. Wolf couldn’t find me. It made it somewhat lackluster.
nk to n

Mystery autographs aside.... Where the hell can I get that shirt!?

If you somehow got a Tales of Xillia/Vesperia style combat system in a revamped FFVII I may die.

The feet thing... I’ve put about 15 hours into FE:A and the no feet thing is just killing me. Either the entire cast are amputees, or everyone is a prima ballerina fighting a war on pointe.

Why oh why do people continue to basically thank Bungie for screwing them over by repeatedly purchasing this stuff? Vote with your dollars AND your words, because complaints ring pretty hollow when you still give them your money. In what world is it okay for a company to blatantly abuse its fan base this way?

Oh my, Shadow Hearts Covenant is one of the greatest RPGs I’ve ever played. Criminally underrated.

Hey Will, you have the chance to get your hands on an Oak Aged Abt. 12? It was, in a word, delicious. Pricey, but if you’re a Trappist/Monk Juice fan, you’ll be happy.

Don’t suppose that there’s any word on whether Nobuo Uematsu will reprise his role as composer? I’m sure there will be oodles of new music to go along with what will probably be remasters of the classic OST.

Publix fried chicken is laced with heroin. It must be.

A Destiny article with no hilariously quippy lead in sentence? I am disappoint Jason.

I choose to believe the publishing of this article was pre-destined, as my wife asked me to clean the holy throne this very morn.

I've always wanted a Japanese Peace Lilly...

You can't fix stupid... But you can sell it.

Out...outside? Like, with real people? Why I never...

/rings bell