It figures that someone bragging on being a big dick hetero BRO-BOWLER has trouble with pussy.

My Maine Coon checks in at about 25lbs, and is the biggest lounge cat I've ever seen. I call him Snorlax sometimes because he'll randomly flop down and nap for hours before waking for snacks. Love that cat so much.

Yes! I will forever advocate for the adoption of black cats and adult cats. They are the sweetest, calmest, and most fun cats I've ever had.

Having owned 5-6 cats over a 20+ year period, I can unequivocally state that the perfect amount of money to spend on cat toys is ZERO DOLLARS.

Sorry dude, those are called Wizards now.

/30 Rock'd

"...This is the hug pillow of their dreams."

BRB, making a Tales playlist.

Ben Roethlispurrger?

Stuart Scott is the voice of so many of my sports memories. He just brought this life and boundless enthusiasm that made watching the highlights and stories as much fun as the games themselves.

Reticulating > Ticulating

I... I really really wanted to continue playing this game after the level cap. I tried, but after a few hours of grinding, my first drop with Light was only +5 , and when I leveled it, it became... *drum roll* a +6. Didn't even move the meter.

Gulden Draak forever and ever.

While I remain TeamCharmander for life, watching Totodile in the anime was a constant joy.

Being that I am a stout & porter fan, seeing Oktoberfests makes me excited because the truly good autumn seasonals are coming. For the traditional Oktoberfests though, Hofbrau Oktoberfest continually gets my dollars and liver enzymes. Never lets me down.

"The Oath" from FFVIII. My favorite music from my favorite FF. Grabs me right in the sentiment.

"The Oath" from FFVIII. My favorite music from my favorite FF. Grabs me right in the sentiment.

Ah, wouldn't "White Walker Pale Ale" be more apt?