Dude’s 39 years old now, so I don’t know how much zip anyone can realistically expect,

Only Stage 1? The fucking Red Sox have underachieved all year!

“And for him to have to worry about that at a young age that he is now, he has to think about that for years to come, and I just hope he hangs it up and not strap it up again.”

He should come to the Knicks. There’s no need for the point guard to drive in the triangle offense.

I completely disagree. Not because of your points about racism (which I also disagree with), but because Atticus Finch is not a real person, but the person you assemble in your brain when you read some letters on paper. Harper Lee is not shedding light on some reality of Atticus Finch, because there is no reality of…

Good call. Without the Clippers that hair would have gone even more out of control.

Should Donovan McNabb have been driving while under the influence of an alcoholic substance? What do you think?

Someone should have warned him the British were coming.

You think that’s bad? I give you Frank Santore.

Hell of a time for him to come out as an Oiler.

Weird. At 40 you’d think he’d have a lot more experience in dating.

“You can’t get involved and break up a fight nowadays the way lawsuits are and everything? Liable to get yourself arrested. Nah. Let’s just stand here and enjoy it. Matter of fact, get yourself a Honey Bun and while you’re at it, get me one too. Two is even better than one. That ain’t right. Look. The little one just…