It's late, but if you're still awake and want to read about today's race, here's a thing I wrote on kinja about California Chrome and the Triple Crown.

Your implications betray you.

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To prove that he's all heart, can play through anything, and to further motivate his team and silence his critics, LeBron will be preforming a live sacrificial offering of his own mother while doctors induce him into cardiac arrest as part of an ESPN special before Game 2.

+1

The LHSPAA stats are a bit misleading. Most of those fights were just empty threats to secede.

That's great, +1

Contracting Hepatitis C for the sake of entertainment television is far more common than you'd think and really it's just not that exciting and hardly worth the risk.

In his defense, zero point asshole is the standard operating level of a Cubs fan.

Decade back. Age 25, 36 hours since I last had sex, yet 13 years since I last puked. Didn't seem right. To go that long without puking. Seems something that should happen few times a year to keep your system in check. Turns out that's one of it's functions. Go as long as I had without puking you lose the muscle…

Pressed about his teams chances, manager Ange Postecoglous likened Australia's World Cup bid to a picnic, albeit one at Hanging Rock.

Good evening to all you fine folks. Just thought I'd share this thing I wrote about horse racing. If you have a few minutes that'd be great if you read it. Just fine if you didn't as well. Hope you all enjoy the rest of this fine week-end.

Dammit, Dingo! I don't care what calendar you use, this is the best 'good day:'

Just messing with you. Good folks around these parts. Stick around, I say. And thanks back at ya'.

Where's my thank you!?

Well, sometimes it's spelled Dwayne, other times, Dwyane, and yet others still it's spelled Duane, or even Dwain. Deadspin spells it DUAN. All caps. D-Wade uses the 'Dwyane' spelling while Monta Ellis prefers to spell it 'Monta Ellis.' Only one of these is wrong, but not one of the rest is more right than the other.

Suppose you can add 'lactose intolerant' to the litany of reasons not to like Aaron Hernandez.

[knock it off, kinja]

[death by kinja]

[too much kinja-ing]