God:

Miami cuts funding for the mentally ill

On Stiviano's list of vile assholes she'd fuck for money, Lasorda ranked below getting hit by a car.

I'm sure these will be big in Russia...

Just saw this in the Round Up. So dumb. +1

It's still that guy on the Sistine Chapel, right?

Contractually, the Warriors are still on the hook for getting Jackson that long sought-after bo-staff.

Folks keep telling him 'Troy, you have to get out more,' but platitudes have proven useless concerning regression.

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Thanks. And glad it worked out for ya.

Ha! I'll take it that means you walked away with about $340. Happy for ya!

Just saw this now. Great stuff. +1

V. Stiviano Appears on Hindsight, Says Donald Is, In Fact, A Racist

Ha!

Spirit captures no glory and I'm here solely for the recognition.

I'm still pissed that I didn't win last months Caption Contest. I intend to boycott all future contests until the rules are rewritten.

My advice should you choose Option A:

He also wrote an article that included this line:

Last thing, then I'll leave you alone, I swear.