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NAFTA: [Clarifies that you cannot actually trade for intellectual property]

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That's great! So dumb!

Explain yourself, Fortune:

Fantastic work, Tim.

+1

Their Pythagorean record is 41-28... which much like their Ecclesiastical record remains meaningless.

Surely, somewhere, there are a bunch of people really broken up about this, but not NBA Quinton Ross, he just wants his goddamn suit back.

"The condition of having more than two testicles is known as polyorchidism..."

+1

Worse still, that's the wrong phone number.

He wears number 2 as a reminder to not break Newton's second law.

Steven Hamman is not dead; he is in Holston Valley Medical Center, listed in fair condition.

+1

"Jim's great and all, sure he's a little bonkers, and gets a lot of crap from the press, but nobody really knows him like I do, and really, even though we're divorced, I still love him...Oh, the reason we split? Well, people ask me that a lot and to be honest it's just that his 'Up, down' cadence would give me…

Gotta hustle for that Chappaquiddick joke, I suppose...

"It really wasn't that bad of a drive," Daly said of his disaster at the 16th.

SFChronicle: So, Mr. Bruce, what's the one of the first things people notice you?

Ha!