Fucking fantastic! +1

It probably would've been easier to just start an Olympic training program.

Can't you go and do that on water?!

Well played. The Kingston Trio, prove again, that, indeed, less is often more.

It would have, had I not taken such a strong stance earlier.

Probably best to ask me that question before you kill me. Wouldn't you think?

Say what!?

Damn! Could have taking a nicer approach...

Best ever? O'Malley's Bar. End of discussion.

These things are pretty cool, but there is one major design flaw, logistically speaking. How is anybody supposed to see your "My Kid is an Honor Student" bumper stickers?

Damn! +1

+1

James McPherson's Battle Cry of Freedom: The Civil War Era is a great one. You'll get the framework of the political and social background leading up to and during the war, but you'll also get recaps of important battles. Suppose you could just skip over those parts. It's also quite an investment (nearly 1000 pages),…

I like the way you work it

They'll also be screening the movie 1: A Space Odyssey after the game.

You know you're killing me, right?

This whole dolphin fiasco is filled with missteps, oversights, and abuse. All the jumping through hoops, the insistence that this is all normal behavior, the organizational diving, hell, even the rolling over, is masking the true problem—that it's simply not natural for a captive dolphin to play with a fucking ball!

I had no idea 'Zinetula Bilyaletdinov' was a Catholic name!

VI. Good

Olympic Bear reaches limits of its own subjectivity, slowly becomes object.