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Hey guys, let's take it easy on Russia, if they got hung up on actually caring about what people thought just how much good do you think they'd do?

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Nice to see Jan Hooks get some love. Criminally underrated and underused in my opinion. Thanks for not demoting Gilda Radner, I could watch her brand of crazy for days. I might have even done that at one point.

Eddie Murphy and Mike Myers for sure. Although they'd probably be left off for compromising the integrity of the show by basically hijacking SNL and making it their own showcase.

Hats off to Dan Le Batard and the Deadspin crew. Fantastic work.

Many thanks Mr. Le Batard. Many thanks.

Don't know if that'll do. Thinking things are so desperate that Barry Goldwater might be my best hope at this point.

Report from Ice Station Zebra: Still stranded, frozen, the hopes of a friendly Russian rescue have long since dissipated. On a brighter note I hear it's supposed to be 12 degrees and balmy tomorrow!

Age 35 has since closed its doors and could not be reached for comment.

What, you couldn't come up with something insightful and unique like me and GrungeBanjo?

You stole my line—after we both stole Erg's line!

Fine work Mr. Erg. Very fine work.

"This isn't just another game of 'Hide the Midget' here guys. I'm seriously fucked!...Hello?...Hello?...'

Taking a firm, moral, but ultimately fatalistic stance, Munchak's real reason for quiting was so they wouldn't change the team name to the Olympians

Rodman's self-importance motivating others to grab at that last bit of stardom; turns out 90s-era irony, well past it's sell date in the US, is in full bloom in North Korea.

That's awful. This storm has been killing me. I've hardly left my apartment in 2014. They're actually closing Chicago Public Schools due to the weather tomorrow. I think it's only the third time the city has done that since the early 1970s.

That sounds miserable. This is the fun I had today — digging my car out of this, where ever it may be: