When they show pictures of the Byrds I still can’t figure which one of them is him

A criminal mastermind he is not! Even 10 years of seeing this happen on Dateline et al never prepares me for the reality of seeing it happen again in real time. What a grotesquely miserable caricature of a human being...

We’re talking celebrities “dating” here, right? In Hollywood your “date” is the person you go home with after the orgy.

Those “freckles” around their eyes after a strangling sesh are probably petechial hemorrhages, evidence of trauma

OMG the “I believe” monologue in Bull Durham as delivered by a minor league catcher is absolutely stupefyingly blecch blecch blecch-topically cringeworthily ridiculous-ly bad

Yeah maybe pump the brakes on Mr. Col. Capt. Sully Woody Forrest Castaway Geppetto for a long while...

I will listen to Iggy Pop’s new release if he puts a goddamn shirt on

Well, at least it’s a relationship with a solid future...

I’m not the most astute person when it comes to recent developments in cosmetic procedures but Zac Efron looks like he’s been Botoxed to an extreme. 

I used to wear white socks with tuxedos just because of Radio Days. 

I used to actually like this show until the judges’ parts made it unwatchable.

My fave Blondie song is “Union City Blue” Very big and beautiful sound. Still gives me chills.

I remember how when they first came out people kept saying they were gonna save rock ‘n’ roll. I never quite understood that. It was kind of annoying. Maybe it was just their own hype?

I sure hope they feature at least a few ridiculously impossible and unbelievable stunt sequences per film!

• “Working as a bartender, store clerk, librarian, or other jobs that have you standing or walking...”

This is interesting because lately I am experiencing a terrible feeling I always remember having as a 9-year-old in school where I hate everything and I am empty inside and all I want to do is go home. It happened a few times until I told the teacher I had to go to the bathroom and when I returned I said I had thrown…

Would love to see Billy get in the Cash Cab. There would be blood. 

Three weddings? Will there be three divorces? It’s only fair. And symmetrical. 

Come on, kids, save something for the orgy!

What I saw of the segments with Nick Offerman and Megan Mullaly were quite cringeworthy, but I guess that’s what the show is going for.