It’s all been shite since Zara got dropped in the fish tank 😥

Cause what we need is another Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie!

Well that’s a huge load off my fucking mind

I’m glad you pointed that out because the expression was lost on me...

I’m not saying this sarcastically and I don’t follow stand-up but I would never guess Jeff Garlin was ever a comedian. To me he isn’t even in the category of “so bad it’s funny”; he’s just irritatingly obnoxiously bad. I caught the whole “he and his wife always end up yelling at Larry” routine a couple times on Curb…

I have one:

A new Christmas movie on cable is called Mistletoe and Molly. Sounds like maybe it could be interesting...

Woah woah WOAH!!! The scene in Xanadu where the big band orchestra merges with the modern rock band (Tubes) is pure cinematic genius! GENIUS!!!

Well, I sat through about half of that video and I must say it’s not exactly the masterstroke of vindictive genius I had imagined it would be. I know I’m a generation away from the core audience but I should at least be able to know what the hell the singer is talking about. Instead I heard a middling country tune…

Humor is always a good part of horror movies. Who can’t forget the line “maybe we’re at war with Norway?” from The Thing or “I wanna give you a piece of my mind, Karen” from The Howling?

I still would love to know why this website universe thinks it is sensible sending me a pop-up ad for AUDI as I am trying to leave a page. Am I suddenly going to re-think my entire existence and consider purchasing a car I could neither want or afford because there’s nothing left to read???

I was a little impressed until I found out the whole thing took 11 minutes. 

Did they just defrost him? 

This time Drago says,

A lot of this reads like my attempts at science fiction in middle school

Can anyone direct me to the episode where the real US soldier was talking at the end about being in a German POW camp and the guard there told him how he was going to be the administrator of the part of country where the soldier lived when they invaded? I can’t seem to find it. 

These kinda shows remind me of the old joke,

Unfortunately a big dating red flag with me is when someone would actually want to date me...

Are those people wearing Green Day t-shirts at a Green Day show????

I’m wondering about a scenario that I don’t see here. My niece has a daughter, 10, who is a very quiet and reserved kid and a son, 6, who is on the autism spectrum and routinely takes his frustrations out on her. I saw him go over to her when she was riding a small bike and want to take it away. When she refused, he…