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The Incinerator's Lost Key
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I’m an old in the US, and I never wear my seatbelt. I’ve been stopped for speeding twice in my lifetime, and both times the cop issued me a seatbelt ticket instead of a speeding ticket.

I guess that’s my big confession unless telling the doctor that I’ve zero interest in stopping smoking cigarettes counts.

Tila Tequila went full Nazi. I wouldn’t include anybody that she fraternized with either.

I’m still a little depressed over that one. I saw her on a forgettable reality show a few years back and she really seemed like a genuine good person.

Yes, yes, I know I sound completely irrational. The problem is that I’ve suffered through Candace Cameron Bure through DWTS and The View. I didn’t even watch her on the View. My newsfeed would blow up every time she said something ass backwards about womanhood, the LGBTQ+ community, etc etc.

The fact that she has gone

“This is something to be celebrated as a Christian.”

I wish people would look at the trailer and take a step back.

Apparently, there’s a bunch of dance sequences that perhaps Music is imagining. Of course she was going to tap Maddie Ziegler for that. While I agree that their overall partnership is uncomfortable to watch, I’ve seen Maddie on her own and she’s talented.

If Jim Cooke is responsible for this one, I just want him to know how much I’ve trolled the sales team at work with it.

And, of course, good luck on your next endeavor.

But this is Rich. Pure unadulterated Rich. He’s going to swoon for badly behaved Divas way past their prime, stan for problematic people, and bitch about queer entertainers that he finds unfuckable.

He’s always been this way.

Aww, that’s sweet. Mine just pulled ornaments off the tree to play with them, and kept pulling down the tree.

Is it wrong that the phrase ‘jumped the emotional labor shark’ sent me into a gigglefit?

As someone that had a 25 lb dog that couldn’t leave Christmas trees alone... a couple lines of fishing wire looped around the center and then secured to two walls is usually enough.

May that devil dog rest in power.

Came here to say this.

All good, my special Angelfire page had a Lenny Kravitz midi file playing. That’s how old I am.

“Coming out of the election right now, we’ve got to stabilize. This country’s got to stabilize first before we start to say okay, here’s how we’re marching out of this together forward,” he said.

I read a bit about her during lunch. Very inspiring, and I wish I could cast a vote for her from the east coast.

If you weren’t a senator, you’d be a troll with an Angelfire account with a ticker, a guestbook, and a counter at the bottom of your cool blog!

NUH UH ITS THE OBLOWZOS DEEP STATE THAT PUT MY FACE IN THE COMMIE MOOSESLIME LEOPARD SOSHULIST MOUTH AS PAID FOR BY SOROS JADEHELM JADEHELM