theincineratorslostkey
The Incinerator's Lost Key
theincineratorslostkey
Dec 17
1

If you’re not down with cutesy, pass on Ashes of Love. It gets very dark later, but there’s lots of cutesy in the early episodes.

Dec 17
9

1 - Just say no to Bravo. I recognize that someone at Bravo is funneling money for Jezebel posts about vapid rich people owning businesses but preferring to call themselves a housewife, but I started boycotting Bravo long ago and still not sorry. Read more

Dec 16
23

As someone that had an abusive drug addicted father that we literally hid from for a number of years... The very idea of a man proud enough of being the father of a child (any child really) to wear shirts calling out their children in any form is endearing to me.

Dec 16
2

Ok, Steve. You might want to think about your choice of words on Jezebel. I’m sure you really meant to say a Cardi stan, right?

Because no matter what side of the issue you’re on, when you drop simp in the presence of feminists one of the old bitches (usually me) is going to wonder if you’re fucking 12.

Dec 15
9

My cameras have a bandaid over them. No lie. I just got so god damn tired of having people remoting in to fix x,y,z accidentally turn my cams on. Zoom and all the clones can fuck themselves, because I am not brushing my hair and getting out of my pajamas to make anyone feel better about the current hellscape.

Yes, I’m Read more

Dec 15
6

That last cutie said, “I miss drugs”.

I laughed hard like the old bitch I am. But now I’m sort of sad, because I know it’s been over 20 years since I last touched anything stronger than booze, but I can’t pinpoint how many years it is exactly.