I didn’t know I needed this sketch, but it’s perfect.

My parents solved this one ages ago. Two full sized beds sitting parallel and separated by a nightstand in the master bedroom. One is extremely firm or near concrete as my mother puts it for my stepfather. The other is softer with lots of extra pillows for my mother.

It’s been working for them for... 30+ years.

Ok. We can be friends now. I thought you were saying all the previous Zorros were bad. My mistake.

Ok, no. You’re not allowed to call Antonio’s Zorro anything but insanely hot. Thanks.

While this entire thread has been informative and thought provoking, I’m pretty sure someone early on tried to remind you that Spanish is also a language of colonizers.

The idea that you’re defending the purity of one colonizer language from another colonizer language is absurd.

I don’t know! It’s just one of those things that creeps into your mind when you’re only half paying attention to something. It was like... wow, I wonder if she’s getting bitter that people are still asking her about Selena when she’s been in the music business a good while now.

Anglo-confession: I like a lot of Jennifer Lopez’s work, but the main takeaway for me with JLo is that she’s pure ambition. Especially when you start reading up on some of the shady shit that went on in the 90s and early 00s with her music career.

The point of getting married in modern society: Death and Taxes

When you run the entire gamut on the benefits of marriage / civil union in the governments eyes - every committed partnership should get their asses to the justice of the peace.

Got kids? Well, what if one of you gets hit by a bus. If that one survives the…

Wuh oh, Matthew McConnaughey’s talking about “Hollywood elites”…

Hm. I swear I googled it once already.

It really doesn’t end well!

I don’t even scroll too low anymore because the roll of garbage sites below the main content is all suspect. One time I was looking to go back a couple pages and there wasn’t even a button to go back anymore at the bottom. 

I spent so much time in detention for various dumb shit. The best detention story, let’s see now...

Miley’s voice is aging beautifully. It appears that she’s taking a rock turn which suits her.(Yes, I’m aware of all the problematic shit she’s done previously.) Sadly, she just put out an album that was very meh. I listened to most of it and there wasn’t anything with a solid hook to it.

I’d love to see her take root…

As a total fantasy nerd from way back, I can say that Twilight is more romance with supernatural obstacles than fantasy (vampire in this case). I was flicking channels one night and just happened to tune into the first Twilight flick with Kristen doing her opening monologue. I had no idea what it was, but I strangely…

Not important! The important thing here is a white woman with an ego had a twitter meltdown on a person of color and hurled childish insults.

All discussion of high school reading, the value of old(er) books, motivating students, and updating syllabus (what’s the plural?) is moot!

It is in our nature to make fictions of each other, even though that’s not a very nice thing to do.

Have some sparkle with your damn star.

The most ridiculous part is she needed to call out Swift when it’s just her song in the background. Everything else going on in that very cute video and she dredges up some bitterness over our reaction to something she wrote about Swift.