Do I really have to wait four more years to say he looks like a serial killer in training?

/sigh

“We too, are America.” - Crystal Good

Wait, you didn’t go far back enough...

complete with exaggerated hips

Truths. The problem for me is every little itch will settle in my chest as bronchitis. When I got my Covid diagnosis last March, I began planning for death. That’s how often I get bronchitis.

For me, it was always simple. Daniel accepted Miyagi as a father figure and wanted to honor his father figure’s traditions. Yes, Daniel still is honoring those traditions and a new viewer that doesn’t understand the relationship between Daniel and Miyagi may find it cringe worthy.

Except the last place they want to be in the US with a difficult pregnancy is arguably Texas. 

Why the fuck would you even entertain this for a couple hundred words? This was perfectly summed up in 2016.

... I can’t decide. Every time I got a flu shot, I ended up with bronchitis. I stopped getting flu shots years ago.

True Wacky Story:

I knew a successful marine that served in the early 00s. He was intelligent and spent a lot of time on role playing sites. Of course, he was roleplaying lesbian anime shit. He used to tell me all about how he’s got a ton of respect for the wimmens because of all the gross experiences he’s had…

I’m guessing ‘74 because that’s the bestest year ever.

This old is here for it.

I just want to say that I’ve seen a few different iterations of the Dear Abby here on Jez, but this Ask a Fuck Up column is a nice weekly piece for me now.

Congrats Fuck Up, I look forward to more.

- An Old(er) Fuck Up

Ok now, let’s simplify this shit quick...

Came here for this and was not disappointed.

Jennie! It’s me!

Wait, hold on, you mean... Tyra Banks is reaping what she’s sown?

Somebody call Tom Bergeron for a witty one liner about karma.

This onlyfans thing requires demand. I can see sex workers cashing in on specific fetishes here, but... celebrities? Tell me how bad off you are if you go running to onlyfans and throw money at Bella Thorne or Cardi B.

At this point, I’m done trying to be a responsible adult. Let his silly ass continue the charade that he’s oh-so-fine and let him drop fucking dead. IDGAF if Pence becomes President for everything that’s wrong with his keebler elf ass, at least he tries to keep up appearances.

Of everything wrong with that guy... I’m raging about that lipstick choice.