This whole look is a FUCKNO.

If I were young and willowy, I would demand that cape extend to the floor, the awful dust ruffle be ripped out, and the black velvet no-quite-pussy-bow would be wrapped about my waist twice before being knotted.

As I’m not young and willowy, I say fuck all of it. Put that awful ruffle back…

Except that you can’t let go of shit that doesn’t matter anymore?

No wait, let me try again.

Except that it doesn’t fucking matter what they did because she won the popular vote.

All this other bullshit invoking Bernie, Jill Stein, white women, etc etc can go fuck itself. If you’re mad about 2016, you need to be mad at…

At the same time, Gloria Gray, who heads the West Alabama Women’s Center in Tuscaloosa, said she couldn’t afford to give her staff raises or pay for a $20,000 fence to keep the daily protesters off the property. Her crowdfunding effort produced about $4,000.

Ok, that’s enough. I’ve just fucking had it with the Clinton Clique, and it’s been four years.

She won the popular vote. It was the electoral college that threw it away.

You can stop flogging would be allies for hating Hilary.

Not really related: I was in junior high, and a pack of boys that would eventually become somewhat popular in high school were obsessed with her. They were not shy about their comparisons of everything female to Alyssa Milano.

I’m looking at this pure 80s cheese now and debating if I should go googling them and see…

Well played.

Full disclosure: I’ve been haunting Jez since the early days way before Gawker shot itself in the cock.

These celeb pieces aka Dirt Bag will never go away because it’s a major draw for Jez. It’s the same thing with all the reality tv coverage like Housewives and the Kardashians. Most of us won’t ever give a fuck about…

I have “Ellen is a terrible person” fatigue

I’m with you. Every generation has a few specific people that everyone else is aspiring to look like. Fine. Trends are always going to come and go.

But looking at these young people now... It appears they’re all trying to become a cross between a blow up doll and an alien.

I don’t love this—but how can we be expected to obtain, effectively wield, and retain political power if we’re playing by a different set of rules from the Republicans?

You’ve made this tirade about her retirement known in other posts. It genuinely makes my teeth itch when fellow liberals launch into political strategy as if they were discussing a sports game.

I don’t expect everyone to fall over her coffin sobbing. I do expect every feminist to acknowledge the many hours she put in…

Showing my age here, but I don’t know how these pundits / bloggers/ loud voices on the internet would have coped when Nixon died. The man resigned in disgrace and was given very dignified and oh-so-presidential coverage when he died. The media simply did not discuss Watergate and covered every aspect of his final…

I think they’re a little ghoulish, but I’ll accept postmortem criticisms of Ginsburg as long as they’re cogent.

... You forgot Prachi. Her political coverage was spot on.

volunteering with the Honor Society even though my grades weren’t good enough to be a member

You’re a better person than me. The minute the mystery was solved every last one of her emails would have been deleted. If she really wanted those messages, she’d take the time to tell the senders the proper email address.

The most NYC thing I saw in this entire piece was “bottomless mimosa”.

- A Jersey Girl (okfine Old Lady)

Yeah. I’ve noticed this. Every new blogger sounds like a 15 year old talking to their mother about clothes for awhile to me. Just when I start to get fond of them they go off and do other things... Except Rich. He refuses to write about anything in a tone that could possibly make me fond of him.

Damn. I never knew that song was on Fast Times. It’s not a hill I’d die on, but it’s a very nice hill. Carry on.

PS - This is Joan writing about Fast Times. She doesn’t know what sort of impact Fast Times had at that time, and she isn’t great at reading the room.

Scattered Thoughts on a Canadian performing Woke-Murica better than most Muricans:

I think it’s missing a bunch of flag images. They may be there, but I don’t know because I had a seizure when I noticed Wilmer’s spouse was age appropriate.