Thank you for this. I’ve become immune to these naval gazing pieces that are supposed to line us all up for a run in the Pain Olympics.
Oh FFS... I say this every time the subject comes up.
Wow, so much wtf...
Did Wendy have a stroke or something? She’s pausing a lot more between phrases.
And... of all the people interviewing her, Seth Meyers?!?
>.>
As long as it ain’t you, right?
Bruh.
They are ok, and they do smell good. But they repeat like a mofo. Hours later you’re trying to eat some chips and your chips are tasting like cucumber.
Imagine it’s your bday and they get you a big yellow cake and... tasting like cucumber. That’s some evil eye shit, amirite?!?
I realize that Wesley Snipe’s tax issues were far more complicated, but he still got three years.
It’s late, I could be here all night with stories about an auntie I work with and her magatry.
I’m at the point now where I simply shut down the conversation when she’s found an opening. I say shit like ‘Wakanda Forever’ and make the salute before walking away.
This is after two years of trying to make some sort of…
I spot one Janis tune and I’m questioning everything... How are you passing up her version of Work Me Lord for Summertime?
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I don’t understand what Mariah is doing for you, Rich. This is the umpteenth Mariah piece you’ve written that just leaves me scratching my head. I say all of this as an 80s kid that loved Mariah’s debut and attempted to hit that note on Vision of Love too many times.
I just want you to come to terms with the fact…
For all of us, this posing with your partner in a playful way is nothing. Probably not something we’d put on a holiday card and send to family, but social media posts - total nothing.
But let’s remember Candace Bure’s audience. She is Kirk Cameron’s sister, and she’s as fucking bonkers as he is with the backwards…
+56!?!
::Tears up character sheet and goes home::
She’s really that tall. It’s a shame this is how I’ve got it mentally cataloged, but...
Cruise is 5'5ish, and when they were out together she was visibly trying to shrink to be smaller than him and it never worked. The posture and awkward physicality always immediately drew my attention.
So yeah, I believe she really…
Kate Winslet is one woman that said she believed the hype surrounding both of them.
This is unsurprising. Consider the man presenting the oscar here was 30 something and married when he began an affair with a bipolar 19 year old.
Mermaid dress with rainbow soled shoes (sneakers?) = fuckyes
This mystery is too easy to solve. You find yourself a fancy shoe insert called:
It just isn’t as satisfying when someone with dance or certain athletic experience joins the cast. They come out strong from having to learn routines and generally just cruise through it.
Tsk, tsk, Kelly...
It is painfully obvious to me that you found that pic of the preying mantis and decided you needed to wrap a piece around it. I forgive you for trying to pull the wool over our eyes. I would have read a few hundred words about how preying mantises are creepy fucks and it takes an extra special…