we’ll update with his condition, but it’s safe to assume he’s got a concussion at the very least.

Dale Hansen is a fucking national treasure.

I’ll bet you’re a goddamned delight in person.

Your disdainful tone makes me believe you are a sports dad with a fat kid, am I correct?

This is a genuinely cool moment, no cynicism required. Reminds me of the Kenyan cross country skier Philip Boit finishing last in the 1o KM event in 1998. The winner, Bjorn Daehlie, told the officials to postpone the medal ceremony until Boit finished, and greeted him at the finish line. Boit later named one of his…

Neither is League of Legends, yet this is the world we live in.

I used to make fun of Curling but then my college roomies and I got high and spent an entire weekend watching Curling and now I know a lot about Curling and I really like Curling.

I’ll put a buck on Stockton with 5/1 odds.

This is JUST like the time Red Lobster threw me out for being to baller on their “endless” shrimp offer. Literally. The. Same.

A shithole since January 20th, 2017.

1. Curling (because obviously)

102. Getting hit by a bus

God I hate that they ever let you out of the greys.

So would the VP.

I can’t speak for everyone, but...I don’t think so. We haven’t gotten close enough to winning to have trauma or even really stress. It’s sad and frustrating, sure, but not traumatic. The phrase fans use is “S.O.L — Same Old Lions” — fans expect, correctly, that they’ll find a way to not be meaningful by the time…

Once Stern retires, the entire thing will go belly up. Still, it’s nice to listen to radio without commercials.

Toucher & Rich?

I think he’s confusing the Flat Earth Society with the Flattened Upon Impact with the Earth Society.

My favorite Vikings’ fan winning celebration: