Men, we need to take responsibility for our actions BEFORE we die so that things like this don’t happen. That’s why I just sat my wife and children down on the couch and told them that when Daddy leaves their mother in a few years for a piece of hot young blond ass, there is NO WAY I will leave them out of my will.

It’s one of those things. His son didn’t give him bone marrow to be “paid” for it later. And maybe Staci has an actual need for it, and the kids have income/wealth of their own and can fend for themselves. It’s possible that before he died he gave his kids his assets/money to avoid certain tax penalties, given the…

Comment and screen name synergy is excellent here.

No, soccer refs - maybe even all refs - need to be more like this rugby union ref:

I think I’ve had my fill of rewarding jackass behavior with positions of power.

I think we’ve made a real breakthrough today.

That photo can be a great head-shot in case the NBA doesn’t work out. Legit choice for a live-action Joe Camel.

Ok that’s mean. Let’s just say he looks like the love child of Vin Diesel and a missed three-pointer.

Thanks, but I’ll stick with my kettle corn workout.

They hired Escorts? Shit, the entire staff of Jalopnik is gonna be pissed about this.

It’s even longer when you’re a not-young, and glimpse the name “John Facenda”, and read the entire article as if John Facenda’s voice was in your head.

Still better than his piece of shit dad All.

It will not receive property tax from the building itself, but it will see a monumental increase in income taxes from the employees (including the athletes themselves), as well as property taxes from the development the arena is hoping to generate.

Listen, you’re not wrong that public stadiums and TIFs are generally public scams. You’re also not wrong for asking how a bankrupt city like Detroit can afford to pay for a brand new stadium.

I’m trying to picture rush hour in Canada and all I can see are drivers apologizing profusely and insisting that others go first.

More proof that hockey doesn’t work in Canada.

After the game Pitino said he had to try and take the game over to give his team a chance of winning because Larry Bird, Kevin McHale and Robert Parish weren’t going to be walking through the door into the gym

Racism?!?

Am I the only one who keeps reading his last name as Whitey?

Ever been to Utah? You’d dig Provo. I think you could do well there.