My favorite, with the waves of green and blue, land & sea, and stars above.

That film was such a dog. And that scene was... Meh.

I swear autocorrect hates me. I would have sworn on a stack of Thundercats DVDs that I spelled “rewatching” correctly.

Conversely, which TV series/movies were ruined by rewetting as an adult?

Earthsea original trilogy, or Left hand ofDarkness. The Dispossessed changed my life.

The problem is they’re putting the charcoal in at the wrong end. The briquettes go in the lower end.

All I could think about the dolphin exist, was change the damn name. It’s like a burger place place saying, “Yeah, it’s beef, but around these parts we call it roast baby brains. We keep the name on the menu for cultural reasons.” Granted not being able to tell IHOP from a fish joint is dumb.

Crank up the crazy marketing machine. Out comes pajamas and wrapping paper, marshmallow cereal and piñatas. This looks absolutely horrible and unmissable all at once.

Columbus has been a talentless hack for almost his entire career. He has no sense of how kids think or act, and he doesn’t give a damn about craft. His oeuvre consists of unfunny, unexciting films, that cater to the dullest adults, and kids who don’t know better. Mrs. Doubtfire is the closest he came to anything good,…

Ok, there goes my evening. Have to deconstruct it.

It’s not just money. There’s also this stuff called physics. The Mercury Messenger probe could only orbit so long before the fuel it carried (to keep out of the sun’s clutches) ran out. New Horizons could never carry enough fuel to slow down for orbit. Mars, Venus, the Gas Giants, maybe. But not all of them.

As somebody who had dengue fever I can tell you it’s absolutely horrible. When I first read the article I worried about the loss in the food chain, but it sounds like the scientists are a step ahead of me in their thinking. So much better than the old days when you’d bring rabbits or starlings into an environment for…

And then the magic happens.

Bullseye!

Self lubricating, with a secondary tongue above the penis near the pubic bone.

This reminds me so much of the art of Jim Woodring, famed comic artist and psychotic.

Alameda is not a hot bed of metal scrappers. Just on the other side of the channel, yeah, the have crazy people with wild tools in Oakland. But not Alameda.

Can we send Buzz Aldrin over to bust him in the nose? Or better yet send Donald Trump too, and Buzz can bust both of them.

San Francisco used to be famous for cioppino, but I can’t say I’ve ever tried it. Then they came up with clam chowder in a sourdough bowl. Meh, on the chowder but our amazing bakeries make sourdough to die for. I live in Oakland, where I think the city’s dish is carnitas tacos. (Used to have good barbecue, but it’s…

I was living in Australia when they went metric. They let everyone know of common similarities: a liter is about a quart, etc. Then they made the change. It too kind people aboit 6 months to get it down. The U.S. Said every school chil should learn conversions for a few years, then gave everybody years to voluntarily…