One of my favorite things: the eyes of the fighter pilot tasked with diverting Hulk. Throughout the film I really had a sense that everyone, not matter how small the role, backstory, had parents who loved them, had friends soemwhere who would miss them. Each shield v shield death was felt. The destruction of the…

the hatter's watch no longer tells time, despite being filled with the very best butter.

I have to laugh at the silly ideas you put forward of the future. Everyone knows In the future Mars will be colonized by the hyper intelligent offspring of our sneakers, and we will finally realize we are the four-dimensional extrusions of fourteen-dimensional beings playing games. The singularity? Genetic…

They were called The Scooby Gang, anyway.

I think the people in the masks were "The Doctors," A takeoff of The Gentlemen in Hush.

The slut & the athlete were Buffy & angel, minus their powers, the scholar was Giles, the clown was Xander & the virgin was willow.

Good point. They must have a supply of fresh blood to pour into the stone. Marty's was red already.

Marty was the only one looking at the film, and realizing that they were puppets. Does this make Joss & Drew the two controllers?

The way I mapped it was: whore-Buffy ( minus any powers), Athlete-Angel (ditto), scholar-Giles, clown-Xander, Virgin-Willow. And of course the demons win. In the past the old gods must have been beaten by humans. I could certainly imagine that the other monster teams who were beaten had the best of humanity ready to…