My world is shattered.

You dont even know what a write off is.

"But where does the meat go??"

The problem is that everyone is just like you.

Kenny Powers will be the first customer.

Is it wrong that I hope they meet Patrick Bateman?

Ive seen that look before.

Looks like they are trying to keep a cucumber clenched in their buttholes.

"I feel poopy"

DO you know what "El Camino" means in Spanish?

Oh, so you were trying to say that the TV's dad actually got it the job of being a TV.

Really?

That thing disappeared quicker than an NFL wife out of the bottom frame of an elevator security camera.

The big difference being Seinfeld and IASIP are ,you know, actually funny.

Kewl Ford Focus, dude.

"So it scares me how valuable it would be to get a video of me changing. It's sad to have to look for cameras in dressing rooms and bathrooms. I don't walk around naked with my windows open, because there's a value on that."

"...it trivializes my work."

Does everyone on that show have a famous dad?

"Put....that donut......DOWN!"

What a slap in the face.