Beat me to it you magnificent bastard.

Nice, I wonder how many civilians they have killed with that inaccurate piece of shit.

"Not sweet lady propane!"

Now they have lost an equal number of passengers and employees.

The story had to be told.

"The chapel smelt of rosemary and jasmine from the bushes outside the window and the sun streamed in the tint-stained glass windows."

"I want a Chinese baby. And a chili dog."

*Dumbfuck

I think a more realistic name would be "prostitution".

Looks like a thumb.

I always love to observe the inevitable shit storm that brews up when Some Damn Man suggests that maybe not getting black out drunk would be a good idea.

I would tell my teenage self to bet heavy on the Marlins in the 2003 World Series.

"Oh God, so delicious"

How you doin'?

Nice sentence construction.

That kid sucks.

Jesus, kill a person and youre out in five. Kill a car and you get twenty.

You sound dumb.

Celebrity child worship is truly pathetic.

If you choose to make your kid a celebrity people are gonna say shit. Deal with it.