Omnivore, my ass.

Those darned Bruins are just so impenetrable: http://deadspin.com/the-bruins-are…

SAMSUNG SHOULD SUE!!! SWIPE ANYWHERE TO UNLOCK?!?! SUE!!! SUE!!! SUE!!!!

Actually your wrong, its not as fast as pressing B. Theres a 10x amount of lag for input. Since theres a difference between pressing a definite button, and the kinect interpreting a motion. Interpreting requires computation. That is a problem.

Admirable? Sounds like a red herring. Isn't the whole point of the leak that the government and business interests have devised a way to provide access to customer data without resorting to individual requests? - The whole "lockbox" thing, as in "Look at this FISC order and then deposit all of your customer records in…

Plays used games on or offline

They figured you had access to the searchable internet

Seems nobody wants to hang out in a dank pit no more.

I had sex on a bitcoin last month when the value spiked.

"Either way, it would seem like making content easier to access would make it less desirable for people to pirate. Right? Right?" Yes, right. Hence the 175,000 downloads, a piddling number even if we were talking about the U.S. market alone. If every one of those downloads originated in my middlin' large city, it…

What do you have to hide? Maybe your other arm? hmmm?

It's rumored that Morgan's defense will be, predictably, that BAC stats have nothing to do with how good a driver he is.

Also Itunes games dont cost 59.99.

My Thermapen is without a doubt my #1 item. #2 is the light I have attached so I can grill at night.

This concept would work a lot better in my Aeropress.

I assumed it was a reference to the number of problems that he had, of which one was clearly not a bitch.

Call me crazy, but I think he'd be a great fit in the Arena league!

John Madden was in the car and to check his sobriety they made him use the telestrator:

Even if Obama takes the guns away, the hitters will tell you whether you've lost velocity on your fastball.

FYI, "Fresh" juice is not a good weight loss tool. Fresh fruit is, though.