sounds like you have NO cadillacs tbh

I paused on the big screen with show titles. Pretty fun. They didn’t really bother aping the logo designs for most of the shows, but, still, it was fun to see shows like Angie Tribeca referenced on The Simpsons for a split second. Also, they had The Simpsons on that board too. Fun, I guess.

It’s not bad. It’s kind of the same story over and over. Will “Wayward Johnny Football Star” listen to his tutor and do enough of his 4th grade level homework to become eligible to transfer to a D1 School and start acting like an idiot again?

Wow, he’s really done it this time!

Oh, come on, fhqwhgads.

The videos are from a pilot he pitched for a show called "Tarr'd." For some reason, network execs just weren't interested.

Absolutely. Milk makes it fluffier. Or at least that's what I tell myself.

Before you came into my life, I threw it so bad. I threw it so bad. I threw it so, so bad.

if you look at the timestamps, you can see that he did end with "good day sir"

What I don't understand is who actively buys cotton candy bubbalicious!

"Hey, could you be careful with that pen? I don't want to get any ink on my arm."

Omnivore, my ass.

Those darned Bruins are just so impenetrable: http://deadspin.com/the-bruins-are…

They figured you had access to the searchable internet

What do you have to hide? Maybe your other arm? hmmm?

It's rumored that Morgan's defense will be, predictably, that BAC stats have nothing to do with how good a driver he is.

I assumed it was a reference to the number of problems that he had, of which one was clearly not a bitch.

Call me crazy, but I think he'd be a great fit in the Arena league!

John Madden was in the car and to check his sobriety they made him use the telestrator:

Even if Obama takes the guns away, the hitters will tell you whether you've lost velocity on your fastball.