.05 is not impaired. No one should have their license suspended for that. Anyone who says otherwise is a teetotaling prude.

I always thought YKK = You Killed Kennedy

I was an HTC Thunderbolt owner, and after the significant delays to the ICS update, I got frustrated and switched to a Samsung device. I prefer HTC's industrial design, and with all things being equal, I prefer HTC. Unfortunately, it seems HTC has been unable to release software updates as quickly as their…

It also depends on how much food is in your stomach, how fast you drank the alcohol, how long it's been since you stopped drinking, etc. It's virtually impossible to discern the difference between .07 and .08. And Newcastle has an ABV of 4.7%, not BAC. (beer doesn't have blood in it, last time I checked)

Wow, DWAI? That's a load of crap. I'm glad my state doesn't have that. That's like 2 lite beers. Give me a break.

The one thing Swype does better is that it gives you a few options after you Swype a word, so if the default choice is not correct you can choose a different one. With SwiftKey you have to delete and start again. That being said, I still like SwiftKey better. I just wish they would steal that feature.

It may eventually be possible to "time travel" forward in time due to the theory of relativity (get in a really fast rocket ship, make a trip to outer space, and come back). We can rule out time travel to the past due to the lack of visitors from the future, among other paradoxes.

He goes back in time to when the machine was off. I usually just go to http://www.explainxkcd.com when I don't understand these comics.

But can you order pizza with your boobs?

I thought Topiary was the leader of LulzSec and he was arrested in Scotland almost 2 years ago? http://gizmodo.com/5825209/lulzsec-leader-arrested-in-england

Heh heh.... Wacker Field...

Wait, you can order pizza on the internet now? And does this require a Gold subscription? And can you pay with Microsoft Points?

Lugging CRT monitors around.

I think it's because when you're talking to Android, you realize that you are talking to a computer, so you enunciate better and speak more slowly than you normally would. When someone leaves you a voicemail, they think you're going to listen to the message, not read a speech-to-text version, so they speak at their…

I have 90 searches bookmarked in a folder. Right click —> open all in tabs. Get maxed out in seconds. Don't have to google stuff with bing.

Haha, best response in the thread.

This is right up Beavis and Butthead's alley.

I certainly think Google will run a fiber network better than some municipal government. The cost to the taxpayers is the same.

The correct answer is LSD.

I went there in IE5 quirks mode and while there are some minor errors, it's still functional and mostly looks the same. It's probably better than nearly all other websites out there in IE5. That's another advantage of having a straightforward design like theirs. There's not enough going on to wreck the experience in…