Or a Planckly thing? (I win)

That, or it's a really bigass pine cone.

Honorable mention

I vote for every blip post.

But how do you get the pancake mix into the ketchup bottle without making a mess?

More like "Dave Whiner", am I right guys?

Ok, so there's some context I was missing. I thought it was supposed to be funny on its own. All I needed to know.

When you're in a fog of money, you can imagine it's easier to lose sight of scruples.

Yes. Best Simpsons episode ever.

That's why "'Fuck You' money" is a term. Call it lucky if you wish, but he earned his money fair and square, and is taking advantage of it. I think most of us wish we had enough money to just tell our detractors to fuck off without any consequences.

If we aren't allowed to own guns, the King of England could just walk in here any time he wants, and start shoving us around. Do you want that? Huh? Do you?

I tried to buy one, but there was a 5 day waiting period. Five days?!?!?! But I'm mad NOW!

Is this supposed to be funny? Could someone please overexplain this to me? Seriously, I'm not offended or anything, I just really don't understand what the joke is.

No excuse not to use Chrome Frame. https://developers.google.com/chrome/chrome-frame/

Talking about this question using a hypothetical situation where rain is constant, exactly vertical, no water on the ground, etc. is just as worthless. Not using the human element, there are not enough variables...its almost not worth talking about at all.

Giz gave the Kindle Fire HD 4 stars but gave the iPad Mini 3.5 stars, so why is the iPad ahead?

You're right, the Sandy Hook shooter should be executed. Oh, wait...

You're right. That totally undermines his point.

Very tempted to switch to Sprint now. They have the best plans and if their LTE coverage is as good as Verizon's in Indy, I am struggling with a reason to stay with big red.

Have you seen foursquare's data? It's chock full of junk venues. For every one that a superuser corrects, 2 more junk venues pop up in its place.