Uhh, I have tried that and it doesn't work. But regardless, I thought the point was you aren't supposed to have to know what you're doing with Siri. At least, that's how they advertise it.

You can't do "when I get to the supermarket" with Siri. It's really limited. You can do things like "when I get home", "when I get to work", and even "the next time I'm at my current location", but not custom locations like that. There are a lot of commands that you'd think should work for Siri, but don't. It's not as…

And Siri changed "I will eat" to "I need".

Maybe if they made software updates more of a priority, people would be more willing to spend their money. Why would you buy a honeycomb tablet now?

I see my FRANDs

That quote was from the article. The other commenter also quoted the article.

But how do you expect him to retain his status on the modern warfare 3 leaderboard? So cruel...

This is pretty convincing. Do you know where I can request a refund for all the $$$$ I spent on google productivity apps?

If the information is collected without any personally identifiable data, as google claims it is, then it's not "personal information", it's just "information".

And without YOU, it would be something like $199,999,999,998.00 instead. You don't matter.

VLC isn't ugly anymore!

I'll use it if they can get businesses to offer check-in specials. That's why I use foursquare. And SCVNGR. And Facebook Places that one time they had a special.

My voice is my passport. Verify me.

I haven't read the patent app, but voice-unlock doesn't necessarily mean an always-on mic. You could press a hardware button that would not unlock the phone, but would turn the mic on. Then you could issue voice commands like "unlock" or "call ___" from there.

Just more DDOSing. Nothing to see here. Move along.

"1. It is not anticompetitive to PROTECT THE USER from being TRACKED against their will. "

No, because you can turn it off.

That's what I was thinking at first. That would be brilliant!

The pic at the gym is hilarious. They should have stuck to things like that. The rest of the satire falls a little flat IMO. Not enough subtlety.

Exactly what I was thinking. How would someone hijack a plane with a cannonball? Can you take a bowling ball in your carry-on? Isn't that pretty much the same thing?