That’s a cute dog in the video.

Yeah, Bryce, and Max Scherzer has never benefited from a wide strike zone.

I use a throw-away line from Road House often. Sam Elliot is talking about his scars and he just shrugs and says, “I was somewhere I shouldn’t of been... and I was very drunk.” That statement closes many of my stories and I always try to say it just the way Sam did.

I kind of like Clay Travis. I kind of hate Cowherd. Life is about balance.

I beg to differ... It seems that she gives several fucks, sometimes two at a time.

Not as good as the saga of the runaway cart, but still a solid sports gif.

I think it’s more likely that the Pats would trot out “Brad Tommy” and just dare the NFL to say something. I have no problem imagining Belichick standing there with a straight face answering every question, “That’s not Tom Brady. That’s Brad Tommy.”

John Gorrie, the inventor of air-conditioning, has a statue in Statuary Hall in the U.S. Capitol: A true American hero.

She’s a job-creator!

Rush. Rush fans suck almost as much as Rush.

This brilliant... what do the notes say????

I love reading BCO articles and comments every week, but I feel like I’m missing out on the complaining. Is there a general service-industry page where we can share our stories? I’m sure bank-tellers, hair stylists, and EMTs have stories that would shock and amaze people. I’m a Park Ranger, you wouldn’t believe what…

Don’t worry, if conservative white people who love guns and mistrust minorities have to give up the Confederate Flag, they can always just join the conservative white people who love guns and mistrust minorities under this other flag. Smooth transition.

Everything you said is wrong. I’m sorry, but whoever taught you about the Civil War did a bad job. The singular cause of the Civil War was slavery. We know this because several of the seceding states said so. Here’s a link to the Declarations of Causes by the Seceding States: http://www.civilwar.org/education/hist…

That actually sounds pretty epic to me. It’s definitely a dubious accomplishment, but still, the very idea that a group of people consumed all of a pretty ubiquitous item is impressive. Like if a sex convention used every condom in Miami or the Republican National Convention ate all the ketchup in Dallas.

I’ve stood with the Gawkerverse, recently decrying the incompetence and the brutality of some members of the police. That said, if I saw a cop wailing on a drunk redneck at one of these shows, I wouldn’t feel that bad about it.

The fight at the Tower of Joy included the White Bull and Arthur Dayne... but yeah, I’ve been dying to learn more about the Sword of the Morning for years.

Chicken Parm - The King of Sandwiches http://www.theonion.com/article/big-sl…

Whitman, Price, and Haddad? Ever since they escaped the rat race, all they do is sit on the beach waving money at bikini girls. Those guys know about tipping.

I’ll admit it, I drove like an idiot when I was younger; always pushing my car past its limits. The feeling you get when the car hits a dip, two wheels come off the ground, and the car bounces to the side... it always made me pee my pants a little. This driver has a tight bladder.