I think it’s more likely that the Pats would trot out “Brad Tommy” and just dare the NFL to say something. I have no problem imagining Belichick standing there with a straight face answering every question, “That’s not Tom Brady. That’s Brad Tommy.”

John Gorrie, the inventor of air-conditioning, has a statue in Statuary Hall in the U.S. Capitol: A true American hero.

She’s a job-creator!

Rush. Rush fans suck almost as much as Rush.

This brilliant... what do the notes say????

I love reading BCO articles and comments every week, but I feel like I’m missing out on the complaining. Is there a general service-industry page where we can share our stories? I’m sure bank-tellers, hair stylists, and EMTs have stories that would shock and amaze people. I’m a Park Ranger, you wouldn’t believe what…

That actually sounds pretty epic to me. It’s definitely a dubious accomplishment, but still, the very idea that a group of people consumed all of a pretty ubiquitous item is impressive. Like if a sex convention used every condom in Miami or the Republican National Convention ate all the ketchup in Dallas.

I’ve stood with the Gawkerverse, recently decrying the incompetence and the brutality of some members of the police. That said, if I saw a cop wailing on a drunk redneck at one of these shows, I wouldn’t feel that bad about it.

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Whitman, Price, and Haddad? Ever since they escaped the rat race, all they do is sit on the beach waving money at bikini girls. Those guys know about tipping.

I’ll admit it, I drove like an idiot when I was younger; always pushing my car past its limits. The feeling you get when the car hits a dip, two wheels come off the ground, and the car bounces to the side... it always made me pee my pants a little. This driver has a tight bladder.

Anyone else looking for the girl in the white shorts?

He was a terrible human being. There is no doubt about that. Still, I can’t help but marvel at his stats. Only 357 strike outs in 22 seasons, hit .367 career, and stole home 54 times.

Came here for this. Even as an Auburn man, this will always be great. Fun Fact: Robert Baker was convicted of drug trafficking, got out of prison, played for the Dolphins, and later convicted of drug trafficking again.

Mad Fox in Falls Church, VA (DC suburb) makes a kolsch and it is currently my favorite beer. You can only get it on a few local taps and at the ballpark (what a glorious day!). Also, Mother Earth out of North Carolina makes a great bottled kolsch.

Just saying... if my eye doctor tried to give me a prostate exam, I’d be concerned.

Have you ever went over a friends house to eat and the food just ain’t no good? The macaroni’s soggy, the peas are mushed, and the chicken tastes like wood. So you try to play it off like you think you can by saying that you’re full, and then your friend says, “Mama, he’s just being polite. He ain’t finished, uh-uh,…

I agree with you, I love it when Bama comes in to the Iron Bowl highly ranked and expecting to win without trying, and then my Auburn Tigers send them home crying. I’ll still be smiling about the Kick-Six three years after I’m dead. War Eagle!

A few episodes he delivered the line “I’m drinking rum!” with such amusement and foolishness that it became one of my all time favorite moments on the show.

Mathis doesn’t even make the list? He’s a nice, normal guy.