You should watch the 2007 documentary "Please Vote for Me." It's about a class election at an elementary school in China. They tease the girl until she cries and then say she doesn't deserve to be elected because she's a crybaby. The chubby kid who hates pants tries to threaten and manipulate everyone. The police…

Awwww... that's cute... Now, wash that hand!!!

Bjork: Student Athlete Welfare is one of our core values.

He who controls the Spice, controls the Universe!

I keep trying these new beers and I'm glad that local brewers are enjoying more freedom and success, but no matter what, I just don't like most of them. When we hit the local tap rooms to explore great beer, I always find that I prefer lagers, pilsners, and kolsches. It sounds pretty boring, but I just like beer…

Can't. Stop. Laughing. This has gotta be fake.

It's not a coincidence that both Kilmer and Quaid were great as Doc Holiday. It's a simply a tremendous role for any actor. An educated, aristocratic man with a terminal illness banished from his home who has completely given up trying to live by the rules. He's clever enough to insult everyone, only interested in…

I always heard it as "It's like playing cards with my sister's kids." I say it all the time and no one gets it.

Even with minor back injuries, the pain can swing from a dull, tight throb while sitting still to Satan's spiked dildo drilling into your spine if you try to move too quickly. I'm no fan of Romo or the Cowboys, but give the man a chance to recover.

"Guilty Black?" He should have tried "Let's let all the facts come out before we rush to judgement White."