I’ve lived in New York for the past few years, but I grew up an hour south of Seattle. I remember coming home for the first time after the Super Bowl win in 2014, and being visibly confused by all the Seahawks paraphernalia everywhere. I’d never seen it before, certainly not when they were bad. I’ve watched a lot of…

A simple matter of punctuation makes the difference between a statement looking presidential...

I agree with Trump making MAGMA. Make magma flow all over the world until it is nothing but a burnt husk. Let the magma burn away all signs of man. Curse the magma as it marches across our lands. Watch the magma consume those that anger it, those that disobey it. This is the future we deserve.

“It says something in another language?” she said, peeing at a Latin inscription at the base of the statue.

GROOOOAAAANNNN

“He couldn’t coherently answer any questions,” Schultz said.

:(

Hotness of this take in degrees Fahrenheit: 0

Wait, so he’s fucking Gareth from The Office?

I guess I thought by saying percentage and not just number of voters it would be assumed I’m talking about percentage of eligible voters.

While his points have merit, I question his motives. Removing all statues from Memphis seems like it’s just a sneaky way to get out of paying Chandler Parson’s contract.

At least soon we’ll know the right way to abandon a cat after the season ends.

So GoDaddy was totally cool with DailyStormer up until now?

These idiots probably still believe in the mythical Original Six.

Other similar things:

IS IT SOMETHING IN THE WOODER?

Counterpoint: He’s fine.

Angela: What if it’s a girl?
Dwight: Irrelevant question. Section 5A, child shall be male.
Angela: Hey. Uh-uh. I cannot control that. You can’t put that in here.
Dwight: Yes you can.
Angela: No.
Dwight: It’s as simple as keeping the womb extremely warm for two days after sex, and then extremely cold for five months.
Angela…

This is so obviously fake and a joke, I’m embarrassed for everyone.

My mother would behave exactly as Korie Harris did ... and my mother is just awful. So your logic is sound.