Bahahaha I just spent 10 min (after reading your comment) trying to find the Krusty the Clown gif of him saying exactly that.

“If this is my banker please do not STOP PAYMENT on any REFUNDS for ATTENDEES!”

“Had he gone to one of my bogus charter schools, he would have learned civility, politeness, and how to make Gucci purse knock-offs in a basement sweatshop for my benefit.”

I agree 100%. I have been a Mariners fan my whole life, but have developed a disdain for them over the last decade and a half. At this point, they can fuck right off if they think they are getting my money.

As a Mariners fan, double fuck.

No, no! He wasn’t making a sexual innuendo. He was directly expressing his disapproval that a female was receiving an education.

Merkel invited her because kissing Trump’s ass with meaningless gestures makes him very, very easy to manipulate.

“Vaughn, a 28-year-old adult”

Fuck off. Not the same thing, not by far.

Also, Gnash wants to point out that the Phoenix Gorilla needed to be helped off the court that one time whereas Carlton the Polar Bear danced through the crowd on a sprained hind leg for hours.

Yeah, remember when LeBron hit that huge go-ahead three in game 7? Or when LeBron played that lockdown defense on Curry during the next possession and forced a bad shot? His classless, coattail-riding teammates never could have pulled off anything like that.

It was Casual Monday!

She looks like a Cool Mom taking her teen daughters to a Carrie Underwood concert.

She sued Howard University for discriminating against her for being white, so apparently it’s a fairly flexible belief.

yeah. when you really think about it, one died in prison and the other one won a super bowl

Who knew he was really going after Wilt’s record?

That’s a nice narrative, and might be true. But more likely it was swinging hard and rotating his back and knees violently for decades.

In Winnie the Pooh, when Tigger loses his stripes, they paint them back on and he recovers his mojo.

...BuzzFond? I think I remember reading about them on The Huffington Poot.

GOOD JOB PUN NUTS*