Aw man, is Kinja Deals going to try to snooker me into buying a December Jaguars-Texans clusterfuck?

You can take your glasses back off. You’re typing in a serif font, the “C” has a serif at the top, not at the bottom. Therefore, it is, in fact, not symmetrical.

“I am resigning from this job because of an interview I gave to a documentary that details actions that were fully known to Southwestern Christian University when they hired me.”

HE HAD A JOB???

He can’t function without an opponent. He does not possess the character or constitution to work on behalf of anyone—only against things for his personal gain. That’s why he’s so adrift, and why he’s inventing enemies even when doing so only hurts him.

Or he’s fixated because......sometimes people with dementia get fixated on some point in time in the past because they still think they are there or something.

Yeah, handing over your privacy to stay out of trouble. That’s the point of my post. It’s not a good thing.

(Custodian wiping down gym mats) “Cheerleadahs? Yeah, I remember them comin’ in here. Last friday maybe, around 5 o’clock? Why, somethin’ happen?”

The most powerful man in Checkers wears velcro shoes

Apply with both hands, but in a really weird way that creates almost no rotation.

I think she (assuming exile is a she) is correct though - pyramid schemes are more often targeted at women via social media, both because they’re a more likely target market for the products (which are often clothing and beauty products) and more likely to be stay at home parents who can be recruited via promises of…

“Our hope is that we can achieve successes and efficiencies for our customers, who are the citizens.”

The American people are “customers”? What the fuck.

In response to the loss, the Kansas AD suspended the women’s team.

#Elite.08

And I would like my undies back.

How does one age out of programming?

Small world- I actually read both of these books as part of a theology program I took part in after I got my bachelor’s degree. As much as I find this guy’s politics distasteful, these books are actually incredibly compelling. I had never considered myself a spiritual man at all, but the program took place right after…

Yes, you’re right. It definitely is not a sports entertainment promotion featuring musclebound men wearing sparkly spandex costumes slamming each other around for spectacle. It’s some whole other, more serious thing.

“You better have dates and times of the juicing.”