Roy Hudson: “OH, HO, HO! I DON’T BELIEVE MY EYES! ALCÁNTARA BOOTS A LUMP O’ COAL OVER TO SANTA FLYING UP THE WING, BUT THE NORTH POLE MAN’S ALL PIXELS AND NO PRESENTS...”

This never would’ve happened under Tom Coughlin. He had a hard time adjusting to the talkies.

This is going to be like a black tie juggalo gathering

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

Thanks. I agree, though with some of what he does it’s not actually bribery, graft, etc. (though a LOT of it is), but merely conflicts of interest that are, in and of themselves, absolutely disqualifying.

FUCK THE 3 ELECTORS IN MY STATE WHO VOTED FOR COLIN POWELL?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?!

Dem party has some cleaning out to do. Starting with him and the Washington state fuckers.

This is honestly the part I find most upsetting. What the actual fuck, man.

“You signed a contract that works both ways.”

I guess the Trumps just giving that money to St. Jude’s is out of the question.

Not much the Navy can do when those Chinese abortion doctors just rip the drone out of the water.

http://m.newsok.com/amelia-molitor-im-not-a-quitter/article/5509883

Pretty sure the lady using a walker who got arrested is most likely a Democrat, and she doesn’t strike me as a pussy.

I starred this comment because you told me to Listen and then you proved your argument with Counter Strike and then you told a coach not to touch a sport.

Get this man to the CIA

“Shit. How’s he going to know to run a one-back, three wide set!?”

We’ve got Hollywood working on some amazing CGI of Putin in some hot man on man action that we’re going to ‘leak,’ and then watch the delicious irony as Putin is arrested under his own gay propaganda laws.

There is no best, Minnesota football has never been great--in their entire program history they have a single prestige bowl win (Rose, ‘62, in all likelihood far beyond the memory of any current player’s parents, forget the players themselves)--so his use of the qualifier “again” is a dead giveaway as to intent.

What their electorate wants, based on how they just voted, is to have a Democratic governor - the one whose powers are now being stripped. Much like the national electorate voted for Hillary by a margin of 2.6 million votes. In both cases, a majority of votes isn’t enough to win either the NC House or the US House,…